It was Christmas. When the judge asked the prisoner "what are you accused of", he was in a good mood. He asked "I bought Christmas supplies in advance".
The defendant replied, "this is not against the law". The judge replied, "how early did you buy this thing?" "before the store opened", the prisoner retorted.
A： How are you today? B: great, how are you? A: Oh, great. I can help you find anything. B: Yes, actually I'm looking for a necklace for my girlfriend's wedding anniversary tomorrow.
A: great, I'll help you find the one she likes. B: Thank you really: of course, gold or crystal. B: I think crystal is better because it's a little pure Girlfriends are like crystal necklaces: Well, I think this heart-shaped necklace is special.
B: Well, let me see. Yes, it's beautiful, but what's special about it: you see, usually crystal pendants hang on gold or silver chains, but this is on a fabric strap. That's why this necklace is different.
It's fashionable. Tubb: Yes, I see what you mean. I think I am Can you give me a gift? No problem, how do you want to pay? B: credit card, please give me: OK, this is your package, and this is your receipt.
You need to sign this for me. OK, sign here a: OK, OK, you are all ready. Happy anniversary.
It's Christmas again. As usual, local scholars have come out to oppose the Chinese people's "Christmas". Many people have repeatedly stressed that Christmas in the west is a religious festival and a family day.
What I have to say is that when the whole family in the west get together, the public opinion discusses what is the use of these every year. We have another kind of family like quilt I'm not a traditional festival against family reunion, but I have to stay for a few days to be happy all year round. The Christmas festival gives us a reason to get together with our beloved friends, to maintain a strong shopping spirit, to indulge in fun all night, to spend time, and all the things are discounted All the hotels are decorated, the streetlights are bright, and the bars broadcast "Christmas Eve" again and again.
I think what Christmas gives us is a festival without sense of responsibility. We will feel very young. If you think you really can't spend Christmas by flattering foreigners, you should relax and treat it as a relaxed "Shopping Festival".